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Originally posted by ironweed
Dude, own a car? What kind of earth-destroying fascist scumbag owns a car? I signed up for ZipCar, the car-sharing socialist driving program for planet-sensitive hippies. Sometimes there's even extra incense left in the glove compartment when I pick it up!
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"Incense." Right.
"What's that smell?"
"I'm just burning incense."
You make me sick. Do your other hippie friends a favor and vaccum up the Doritos crumbs from the bag you shoplifted from the Korean deli off the front seat. That shit stains. Even hemp clothing.
