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Originally posted by ironweed
I thought it was pretty cool when they came out with those vegetable oil cars. But then I thought, "hey, vegetables are innocent living things - how can I destroy them just to ride over to the chemo clinic where my buddy slips me the cheap pot?"
So now I drive a car that runs on terrified dogs with big-ass fish hooks stuck through their noses. Or kittens. Lots of kittens.
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I just wrote a patent for a car that runs on dark, because there isn't enough light always in the north for solar panels. It's problem is running during daylight, but if you're in it it will get enough darkness.
