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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We all have acquaintances just like her. The ones who bring nothing to the table and expect everyone else to provide the entertainment. These are the same people who show with only a bag of chips for the BBQ, eat free food and leave just before everyone starts cleaning up.
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No, no. Let's be fair, now.
She's the one who throws a party for you and then gets pissed if you aren't off picking up a bunch of shit for it. The one complaining about your ungrateful, dead beat friends who are always mooching off of her kindness. The one who thinks she's doing something nice, but won't shut up about it and constantly brings it up to remind you how good you have it, as she quietly sweeps your playboy collection out the door. She's the one who sneaks back into your house with the keys she never returned once you're broken up because she "forgot" something there.
Get it right, man.
TM
