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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Actually, I always prepare tons of food for other people's parties. I'm a welcomed party guest. And I love to help clean up. I think you're thinking of Paigow. I don't think she cooks anything that's legal.
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Bring food to a party? Do you frequent church picnics and block parties? This might explain how you meet cats with lunchbox fetishes.
I thought you were supposed to bring wine or booze, and that bringing food was considered an insult.
BTW, why the fuck would you ask people to bring food? I run down to Fresh Fields and get some platters of shit. Its costs like $150 - hardly a backbreaking expense if you’re throwing a party (shit, the booze is what costs all the dough). And nobody eats any of the food anyway. I should buy the stuff at ACME this Halloween... People just spill vodka and wine all over it.
The sign of a good party, IMO, is the absence of food served or eaten. Food slows people down.
ETA - Merde! STP...
