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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You know, I have no idea if I have a nice ass or not. I just don't pay attention. This should distinguish me from Sebby a little bit, b/c I guarantee he checks out his own ass in the mirror on a weekly basis.
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Nope. Not may favorite feature, because, as NCS noted, I really don't have one. I could complain, but I'm actually grateful. There are a lot worse things not to have...
But it does suck when I buy pants. I can't wear any loose fitting pants.
... So I wear very tight pants. I'm waiting for the male camel toad to come back into style. Sticky Fingers cover-style... "Hey, check out the bulge..."