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What could be worse than collecting lunchboxes, you ask?
Ok, so despite the new Mr. Bunny's public persona of machoness, I'm getting dragged to see Savion Glover tonight. For those of you who are performing arts illiterate, he's a tap dancer. That's right, my NCAA-playing-scholarship-free-loading-I-didn't-even-have-to-apply-to-college-they-just-sent-me-an-acceptance-letter-cause-I-play-basketball-flavor of the month is dragging me to tap dancing. So, I'm bitching about it to my best friend this morning and she said "perhaps we can swap....you can take my deadbeat husband and I'll go to tapdancing...I've always had a thing for tapdancing, you know. You have a dwarf fetish and I have a tap dancing fetish"
So, my best friend and my piece of rebound ass are both tap dancing freaks.
Thurgreed, would you please shoot me?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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