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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not at all. I can see you now, slurping down that yogurt, glistening... sweaty from a vicious spin, wiping the creamy forth from your lower lip and cracking your workout buddy, Bruce, on the thigh with yout towel, exhorting "My quads and are so burning. They're totally torn up! The muscle really stands out since the exfoliation treatment..."
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And I can see you across the locker room, snickering at the guy slipping on a button own collar dress shirt, while at the same time admiring the hand of the fabric of the spread collar dress shirt that the dude next to you is slipping on, and getting a little squicked out when you overhear a couple of guys suggest that they go out for post-workout cheesesteaks. Cheesesteaks? Gross!!! You'd almost rather get a blowjob!