Things I Hate
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Me:
1. Not really having sick days b/c we're lawyers. I don't like getting punished for being sick.*
2. Missing ABBApalooza.
*I'm not sick. I just want to call in "sick".
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2. or getting punished for taking a vacation. new flavor of the month asked about my vacation days...I just laughed--doesn't matter how many of am I take, don't take or go over, as long as I hit that magic billing number.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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