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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you can find a hotter looking tenured professor of particle, high energy, or astrophysics, POST IT. Until then, shut the fuck up.
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Also, you will find apropos this song, which I saw performed last night by Richard Thomson (BTW, great, great show and I highly recommend catching this tour. It's just him and double-bassist Danny Thompson (no relation) and it is amazing.):
The Hots for the Smarts
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I like a girl from Mensa
With a furrowed brow
When the tenses get denser
She gets it – and how!
I need a polymath
Called Cindy or Cath
Who likes her Plato not too platonic
An autodidact
Who can add and subtract
While sipping her Tolstoy and tonic
I need a girl with a feel
For Faraday’s wheel
A girl who’ll drool
For Fleming’s Left Hand Rule
Now you may like pin-ups
Of girls who do chin-ups
Like Xena the Warrior Princess
But I’ll take to dinner
My Nobel Prize winner
With plutonium stains down her dress
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