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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Those cards were great! Fantastic! This country is lucky to have him for President!
I doubted him at first, but Sebby was right. She's pining for pole.
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She's a 58 YEAR OLD VIRGIN! That thing's drier than your father's little league catcher's mitt. She's got to be sexually warped beyond even my comprehension. 43 years of nothing but onanism... My God. She's probably had sex with everything remotely phallic in the home that hasn't been bolted down... I enjoy the masturbation as much as the next cat, but I'm a bit skeeved about the highest court in the land having a member who's probably thought in her more desperate moments about kneeling in front of the neighbor's Great Dane in Springtime.
Then again, I could imagine such a Good Christian Twist getting involved in soime wierd sexual shit with her boss...
"Heh, heh, Harry... it ain't cheatin' if we don't touch each other... Jeb calls these, uh... facials... heh, heh"*
* Nod, of course, to Jon Stewart...
