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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I have heard that Sebastian is kind of pirate-like. A dashing, swishy pirate who stuggles daily to overcome the "pillage and rob" stereotypes with which he has been branded because of pervasive athletic team mascots. Today's pirates don't swing onto your ship with knives clutched in their teeth, and the last thing they want is to take your women. Today's pirates are more about dressing well and not wearing any underpants. And swinging back in forth on hammocks with other pirates.
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Q: What do you call a Pirate with hardly any butt weight to hold him on the deck during a bad storm?
A: Girly-man overboard.
