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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You must have been a longtime favorite, what with your preternaturally youthful looks.
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Actually, it is a sad tale of missed opportunity. My birth parents were muslim and my adoptive parents progressive jews. I converted to Catholicism in my twenties after the babyjesus came unto me and I spoketh in tongues. Latin to be exact.
I applied for retroactive altarboy status but was rejected. 4F. In addition to my age I am also nearsighted.
