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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
(another installment in an occasional series)

When I ripped my pants, I thought I had everyone on my side, but then I went and blew it all sky high.
And now they won't give me a passing glance, all because I.. ripped my pants...

When Big Larry came down just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
and no girl ever wants to dance, with a fool who went and.. ripped his pants..

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,
but the pain feels so much worse,
and ending up with no friends is a lot less fun
than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns!

So let this be a lesson you won't soon forget,
listen and you won't regret,
be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
and you won't wind up like the fool who ripped his pants!

I love that one!! It's a CLASSIC. And my older son will correct you if you get even ONE word wrong.