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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's a shithole. Don't do it. I'm doing you a favor here. It's a thousand degrees most of the year and when it's not, the snowgeese are all there. Imagine 90 year old geezers in their Caddys driving 15 mph ALL THE TIME, EVERYWHERE with their Minnesota and Washington license plates. Imagine your worst nightmare in a grocery store behind grandma, and her coupons, trying to give exact change to the cashier for her box of wine and National Enquirer.
You will thank me.
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Effin' explorative suburbanites. Bet, on a good day, you go to a
different TGIF's, right? For the thrill?
Go outside the city. Buy your groceries from the old miner with the beat-out store with the blown-down gas pumps. Think of a Friday night entertainment that DOESN'T revolve around "let's go downtown!"
Sebby, you're being told that, in Philly, you've found Nirvana, so why the fuck would you ever move?
Think about that.
