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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think I'm going to be able to work that into the honeymoon budget, unless we only stay for three nights.
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Put it on a card and pay it off with wedding presents. Invite as many jews and italians as you can to your wedding - $$$$$$. Limit wasps and irish - they tend to give you silverware.
Now that I've thrown out that gross generalization (which held treu for my wedding), lemme give you this advice:
Take two weeks and drink, eat, fuck and spend like drunken sailors. You will hopefully never get to do it again for that length of time.
