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Originally posted by paigowprincess
God. He looks like Johnny Depp was put on a stretch machine to make his beautiful features long, narrow and distored, then dipped in Crisco, which is keeping him from opening his eyes all the way. STOP IT
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Dipped in Crisco. Ha. You have such a way with words.
Paris with Stavros. Not an Olsen twin to be seen. Engagement ring officially gone. He is so much hotter than the other Paris.
And what the hell happened to her knee?
Seems he's over his midget-heroin-addict-with-an-eating-disorder phase.
