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Originally posted by Penske_Account
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True story, true story.
Penske gets to be 85 and he's old and ready to die. But he keeps hanging on. Sick, infirm,crippled, can't hardly think-wets and shits himself daily, but he won't die, EVEN THOUGH HE"S READY!
He starts pleading and begging St. Peter to take him, no answer, and the pain just keeps getting worse. Finally his screams reach St. Peter and the lord's angel comes to Penske's bedside:
Penske: St. Peter, I'm 85 and sick- why won't you take me- I'm so ready.
S. Peter: 85? We've been monitoring the race times you claim on the internet and had you down as only 61, WTF?
