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I am expecting mmmm2453 to organize a telethon.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are they still using that one in Chicago? We've moved on to hearing about how they're selling money "to stay out of trouble and put a little money in my pocket."
Depending on how well they're doing that day, the inflection in their voices conveys either (i) a kid hustling to make a few dollars because he couldn't find a summer job or (ii) someone who is about half a step from smashing motherfuckers over the head with a brick and taking whatever they got and keeping the candy for later.
TM
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I mostly encounter the candy-sellers in my car, so there doesn't seem to be as much risk.
There is a big rise lately in the number of white, Christian kids in nice clothes saying that they're going to church camp with the money they raise, but they all seem to have Eastern European accents. They're much more annoying than the traditional candy sellers (in my neighborhood, usually young latinos who recognize me and are pretty cool about everything, especially because I will buy an occasional bag of peanut M&Ms when I'm hungry for them) because they don't want to take no for an answer and stand there trying to convince you that God wants you to buy these M&Ms.
The candy sellers are better than the creepy, disgusting homeless people with various maladies, injuries and growths, but worse than the summer bottled water sellers, who actually provide a much-desired (at least by me) service.
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