Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The series "BloatedSlave"?
Dare I ask - what the fuck you are trying to say?
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Gr8testHitSlave [as your host]:
"Will the bachelors [no, not you Slim Shady] please stand up, and say hello to our first contestant, Miss "Reality Bites""
Bachelor #1: "Bon Jour Mon Ami R.B., My Name is Count De Monet II."
Bachelor #2: "Hi, Bites, my name is Chris, and I'd just love to be bit"
Bachelor #3: "Hi, RB, my name is Legaleaze."
Gr8testHitSlave: "Okay we're going to begin with the questioning - go ahead Miss Bites"
RB: "Okay Bachelor #1 - I'm shopping in the supermarket, and I turn the corner quickly and bump into you. What do you say?"
#1: "Oh my, my sweetest Contessa. I am so sorry, but it was the divine hand of fate that brought us together. We were meant to be together."
RB: "Very nice Count. Bachelor #2, same question."
#2: "Whoa, lady. Good thing you have such an awesome rack - so I bounced right off of you. Say, um, you wouldn't happen to be wearing cotchless undies, would ya'?"
RB: "Oh-kay...Bachelor #3?"
#3: "Screw that guy. This Count guy's cool, but I'm a woman, you're a woman. I know what you like. Have you seen this guy's [points to Chris] tongue? You think he has a clue? Let's pick up some take-out and some massage oil and get with it already."
Gr8testHitSlave: "Well, we're out of time today folks - but let this serve as a lesson to all us guys. If you want win the Dating Game - don't play with a lesbian. G'night all"
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