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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pulling and praying from the missionary in HS would also sometimes result in an unintended face shot.
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I never did that. Honestly, the pull and pray seemed to me utter insanity. My folks told me they'd sell my truck and throw me into the street if I knocked anyone up.
I consequently became the kid everybody sent to buy condoms. I'd buy those crazy heavy duty fuckers just to make sure. You don't need much ssensitivity when you're 16...
I wore a condom a few years ago for the first time in a looooong time (every post HS chick I dated was on the pill). Felt like I had a goddamned leather glove on. Awful.
As for the distance you had, I Salute You. I think my record is under two feet.
