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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can count on one hand the number of times I've used Lubriderm for actual dry skin.
The two are inseprable; shit... they even make mousturizer to look like what every 16-50 year old man uses it to create.
They could make it blue, orange, pink or purple-colored... but they don't. There is a memo somewhere in Proctor & Gamble's files detailing how "the pearly white color creates an immediate association with orgasm, which in turn spurs liberal use and subsequent purchase of the product. We strongly recommend against Mr. Phelger's suggestion that we use a cheaper blue die in the product. In fact, we recommend Phelger be terminated."
Phelger shot himself, destitute, in 1967. First in his class at MIT. Head chemist in the cosmetics and beauty aids division for a decade. Tragic.
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I remember when I first went over to my now ex's law school apartment. He had a twin (!) bed with a tissue box and a container of lubriderm sitting out. I don't think it was a lady trap- I think he honestly thought the gal would not know what lubriderm was really used for. Lubri-derm. Lub-ri-derm.
