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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I remember when I first went over to my now ex's law school apartment. He had a twin (!) bed with a tissue box and a container of lubriderm sitting out. I don't think it was a lady trap- I think he honestly thought the gal would not know what lubriderm was really used for. Lubri-derm. Lub-ri-derm.
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I had the horrowshow of having my folks over to my place and discovering that my wife and I had left a tube of KY next to the bed.
My father laughed his ass off; my mother was clearly bent about being confronted with the issue.
The very worst, worst, worst thing I could imagine would be getting caught tcbing by your mom. A buddy of mine came home shitfaced in high school and went upstairs to work one out to porn. He passed out, lubriderm by his side, dick in his hand. He woke up to his mom gingerly trying to put a blanket over him without waking him.
I'd have to move out the next day.
