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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The very worst, worst, worst thing I could imagine would be getting caught tcbing by your mom. A buddy of mine came home shitfaced in high school and went upstairs to work one out to porn. He passed out, lubriderm by his side, dick in his hand. He woke up to his mom gingerly trying to put a blanket over him without waking him.
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Same story, except worse. His mom didn't put the blanket over him. Instead, she laughed and went to get his dad, who came upstairs and also laughed.
