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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I walked in on a roommate tcb'ing to the 25th anniversary addition of Penthouse. That was somewhat traumatic.
I felt partially responsible as the night before I had a loud session going with the flavour of the evening and the facial made scream enough to wake the dead (or my living roommate). I imagine listening to the action for 5 hours got him agitated.
Has nickname was the iguana. I kicked him out of the apartment at the end of that month.
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I got busted by my gf having sex with another chick in HS. That was no big deal. But the experience left a horrific image in my mind because a friend of mine who was having sex with a girl in another room alerted me that my gf had come in the front door of the apartment by exiting his gf and running down the hall to my room naked. I recall saying "Dude, what the fuck are you doing sporting wood in the hallway?!" His heart was in the right place, but man, was he fucking stupid. My gf and her friend turned on the hall lights and there was was, half hard, standing there like a dope. I locked the door and waited for the screaming. But I never got that nasty image out of my head. There's something so wrong about about a man sporting wood out in the open. Its just so disturbing.
