The proprietors of internet phenomenon Not Bob, in response to huge consumer demand, have instituted an exciting new feature ---
Ask Not Bob's Id!
Need advice about love, lust, or billable hours? Just do what millions have already done -- Ask Not Bob's Id! Here's some of the questions that Not Bob's Id has already answered . . .
- Dear Not Bob's Id:
I am a regular poster on an internet chat board, and although I am a woman, a bunch of mean boys call me a man. How can I get them to stop?
Sincerely,
I Really Am SO A Girl
Dear Girl:
What kind of hairstyl . . . uh, I mean, gender confusion and the internet go together like tequilla shots and short term memory failure. Just ask Mr. Man.
Anyway, I'd suggest that you try not to let it bother you. Heck, the "mean boys" may actually be girls. But send me the pictures anyway.
Love,
Not Bob's Id
- Dear Not Bob's Id:
I've read a lot of posts about fringey's alleged craigslist ad, and about her liking noirish sex, and I'm a bit confused by it all. Help me out a bit. Did slave and paigow really sleep together?
You da man!
Confused in Chicago
Dear Sebby:
Nice try. You're too selfish for fringey.
Love,
Not Bob's Id
- Dear Not Bob's Id:
Are all of the chick's hear addicted to grammar porn?
Saddly,
Poorly written in Peoria
Dear Hank:
Yup. But it works if you're willing to be, ah, schooled. Ask shifty.
Love,
Not Bob's id
