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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can you explain to me why I want to see Coburn and Brownback treated like Abner Louima by a pack of bikers in the midst of a bad PCP trip?
I just look at either of them and think "This country is utterly fucked."
I'm running for Pres in 2008. My platform is "Sebastian. Dowatchalike!" What do you think? My stump speech will be "I don't know about you, but I'm getting my kicks in before the whole shithouse goes up in flames." Then I'm going let the dancers take the stage.
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That sounds like Kurt Vonnegut. I like. However, isn't the proper terminology "Then I'm going to let the dancers take the lap?" I would also assume you would replace Fleetwood Mac at the inauguration with Maxim's house band "Hookers & Blow"?
Those who write on shithouse walls
Roll their shit in little balls
Those who read these lines of wit
Eat those little balls of shit
[or something like that]
