More questions from the ol' mailbag . . .
- Dear Not Bob's Id,
Is the FB a "knitting circle" or an "ego-stroking circle jerk"? Also, what's the deal with paigow and slave?
Sincerely,
Confused Newber
Dear Penske,
(1) Yes.
(2) Google "snake and mongoose and funny car."
Love,
Not Bob's Id
- Dear Not Bob's Id,
Is [name of female poster deleted] hot?
Sincerely,
Horny Old Married Poster
Dear NotSiddWonkMore,
Yes. But she thinks that you are despicable, and wants you to stop sending the lecherous PMs.
Love,
Not Bob's Id
- Dear Not Bob's Id,
Why does everyone think that I'm Penske?
Sincerely,
Confused Newber
Dear Not Penske,
All new posters are assumed to be Pesnke socks. In 1774, when the Greedy Associates Board was in the ink-on-parchment era, and hosted by the Committee of Correspondence circuit, new star correspondent Thomas Jefferson was accused by Sam Adams of "being a Troll and a mere Penfke fock, not Worthy of a Courteouf and Dignified Refponfe."
Who knows why?
Love,
Not Bob's Id
