Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob's Id
- Dear Not Bob's Id,
Why does everyone think that I'm Penske?
Sincerely,
Confused Newber
Dear Not Penske,
All new posters are assumed to be Pesnke socks. In 1774, when the Greedy Associates Board was in the ink-on-parchment era, and hosted by the Committee of Correspondence circuit, new star correspondent Thomas Jefferson was accused by Sam Adams of "being a Troll and a mere Penfke fock, not Worthy of a Courteouf and Dignified Refponfe."
Who knows why?
Love,
Not Bob's Id
|
Although this schtick has the potential to become tiresome, this part made me chuckle. You can't go wrong substituting "f" for "s" like they did in days of yore.