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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't suffer too many fundamentalists, but from what I've seen, the Southern Baptists have a real issue with low membership standards. In all seriousness, its very hard to discern the Southern Baptist televangelist programs from an episode of Cops.
I watched one SBC preacher talk earnestly about how women have a duty to not disagree with their husbands. I thought it was a joke, or the guy was some nut. Then I saw him again listed as one of the frequent religious leaders who visit the White House! The crazy bastard is a Harvard grad. Yet he believes the world is 6000 years old!
Fuck all that talk of poor minorities in New Orleans. Those people may be poor, but they seem to have common sense and will do just fine given some opportunities. What we need to really tackle in this country is the lower-to-middle class crazy white trash problem. It appears the SBC is the best place to start. They seem to flock there like flies on shit.
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all we need do is get the Baptists snake-handling and stryknine drinking. You start doing that shit each sunday, and pretty soon you find yourself worrying less and less about what the other guy is doing, plus it has the benefit of culling out a good percentage.
