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Originally posted by Not Bob's Id
More questions from the ol' mailbag . . .

• Dear Not Bob's Id,
  
  Is the FB a "knitting circle" or an "ego-stroking circle jerk"? Also, what's the deal with paigow and slave?
  
  Sincerely,
  
  Confused Newber

Dear Penske,

(1) Yes.

(2) Google "snake and mongoose and funny car."

Love,

Not Bob's Id

• Dear Not Bob's Id,
  
  Is [name of female poster deleted] hot?
  
  Sincerely,
  
  Horny Old Married Poster

Dear NotSiddWonkMore,

Yes. But she thinks that you are despicable, and wants you to stop sending the lecherous PMs.

Love,

Not Bob's Id

• Dear Not Bob's Id,
  
  Why does everyone think that I'm Penske?
  
  Sincerely,
  
  Confused Newber

Dear Not Penske,

All new posters are assumed to be Pesnke socks. In 1774, when the Greedy Associates Board was in the ink-on-parchment era, and hosted by the Committee of Correspondence circuit, new star correspondent Thomas Jefferson was accused by Sam Adams of "being a Troll and a mere Penfke fock, not Worthy of a Courteouf and Dignified Refponfe."

Who knows why?

Love,

Not Bob's Id

Dear Not Bob's Id:

What is the sudden trend in incorrectly quoting paigow? The Knitting Circle is a subgroup in the FB. Membership requires a vagina, a ringless left ring finger, a fat ass, a case of shiraz, at least one tivo, and at least two pets- preferably cats. Proficiency in Craigs List personals is a plus.

Sincerely,

FBA

ETA: Merde! I logged in as my own flipped pussy!!! Now slave cant do his power thing!!!