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Dear Lawtalkers Recruiting Coordinator,
I am interest in the position of Interim Co-Admin. While I have absolutely no managerial or technical experience or abilities, I have a keen interest in sock and/or pussy flipping, killer sig line abilities, and a quick-draw delete finger. Also, my ass recently got laid off, so I'll have a lot of time on my hands.
Enclosed please find my resume and references. I look forward to meeting you at a mutually convenient time.
Regards,
Shape Shifter
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