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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Actually, I did. Did she-who-must-not-be-named out me?
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Actually I have been compiling a dossier on you based on your postings, and I realised after a while, if you put together a lot of asserted facts and other assorted inuendo in your posts that your brother runs a camp for young fats. In an effourt to out you, I actually contacted him about the camps. I hired a fat kid actor......well, actually it was Hank's son, and Hank's wife paid me with sexual favours to entertain him for the day.....but I digress. so Hank Jr. and I went to your brother's camp for young fats and posed as a concerned dad and young fat looking to camp.
In the course of chit chat I let drop that I was a lawyer, which elicited the desired response, "so is my brother". I responded, "really, wow, how ironic. Where did he go to law school"
and just like that, "Ping! Pow!, I had you.
Don't worry, I am discreet.