Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh hell... I'll let this cat out of the bag because, well, its just too damned perfect.
My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!
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Wow. Should we pull together and get you that country club membership for the baby shower?
Congratulations.
Lord help us all.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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