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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh hell... I'll let this cat out of the bag because, well, its just too damned perfect.
My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!
And because she is, I just bought another hugeass SUV. Why you might ask? Because the one I have is getting up there in miles and the one I was offered was at a price I could not refuse. Its heavier than a tank and the way I see it, she will never get hurt in it during her often dangerous winter commute.
I wanted to write this yesterday in response to the convo regarding people buying cars to protect kids, but I bit my lip.
I just tired of biting. I had to cough this one up...
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Hahahahhahahaha. Your life is over. Congratulations.
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