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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh hell... I'll let this cat out of the bag because, well, its just too damned perfect.
My wife is knocked up. Amazing. I always figured I was firing blanks... Happy Fucking Holidays, Sebby!
And because she is, I just bought another hugeass SUV. Why you might ask? Because the one I have is getting up there in miles and the one I was offered was at a price I could not refuse. Its heavier than a tank and the way I see it, she will never get hurt in it during her often dangerous winter commute.
I wanted to write this yesterday in response to the convo regarding people buying cars to protect kids, but I bit my lip.
I just tired of biting. I had to cough this one up...
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Good show old chap! I like the cut of your jib! Welcome to the club. Of course, this does mean the jig is up.
Have you been fitted for the lifetime set of golden handcuffs yet? Hold out for the padded version, they owe you that much.
eta: and don't forget to pass the torch to Coltrane. It's now his time.
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Last edited by Penske_Account; 11-09-2005 at 05:52 PM..
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