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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you only remember one thing from this whole discussion, it's this...never make a woman wait 15 minutes to pee.
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Stupid lesbians - if they'd done this in the men's room, no one would have complained and they'd still have their jobs.
Speaking of lesbians, I saw Liz Phair last night (Hi Atticus!), and, although she is not lesbian, there was a pretty good contingent in the audience, and I have some comments:
1. You think the saggy jeans thing with a crooked baseball cap looks stupid enough on a 16 year-old boy? It ain't nothing compared to how it looks on a 20 year-old chick.
2. Half you lesbians ain't. If you are with a butch girl desparately trying so hard to look like a man, you are attracted to men. You may prefer women for other reasons, but if you had a dick, it would get hard for men.
3. If you realize you are a lesbian at 26, you ain't. You may be something in between, but you are not a died-in-the-wool lesbian by genetics. Again, if you had a dick, it would have spent high school gettting boners for dudes.
