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Sebastian Jr.? That name blows. You should call him Thurgreed.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was at a mass recently and had the same reaction except for knowing stuff by heart. But I can't take communion because I haven't been to confession since shortly after entering puberty. My deathbed:
"Forgive my father for I have sinned- it's been 70 years since my last confession."
Anyway, at this wedding some frineds who I know aren't Catholic got in line from the row ahead of me. I was torn thinking whether I should go warn them that if they ate the host, they would be guilty of a mortal sin. I decided not too when I realized that if i was sure it was a sin, my ass should be in the line.
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I thought you were Jewish?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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