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Old 11-10-2005, 05:03 PM   #3524
taxwonk
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've never understood this.... good for you?

Good for you, you managed to ejaculate inside a woman?

Good for you, your semen aren't so fucked up that they can't find the egg?

Good for you, what?
How about, good for you. You and your wife, who you presumably love, are about to embark on a voyage of discovery unlike any other you ever have or ever will encounter?

Good for you. You are about to bring a new life into the world. That life will be the source of your greatest joys and your bigest heartbreaks. Your worst fears and your biggest sense of satisfaction.

Good for you. Your child will be unrefutable proof not only that there is a God, but that God loves you?

Does that clear things up a bit?
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