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Hair
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Shit, I take tons of B vitamins for my drinking and E for muscle strains and such.
No wonder my hair's a fucking disaster. I get it cut and one week later its back to a fucking Michael Landon style. Right now, I'm in some hair purgatory between William Wallace from Braveheart and Flock of Seagulls. I knew E gave you bigger "money shot volume," and B made you happier, but I had no idea they made you hairier.
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Um, I so no longer have a crush on you.
Little Michael Landon factoid--he kept his hair long because he couldn't stand his ears.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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