I was just nearly run down by a 72 old woman wearing a white turban and massive white rimmed sunglasses driving a soft top 1984 white and blue cadillac, drinking a cup of starbucks and smoking a cigarette. I suspect she would have little remorse had she hit me.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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