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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
My hate list is long and I hate making room for more people to hate. But sometimes you have to.
Like today. I now officially hate all those idiots who refuse to carry a damn bag and now pull around luggage, filled with your lunch and the files or laptop you aren't going to work on from home tonight, like some stupid fucking stewardess perpetually on her way to the airport. And you know what? I'm not carving out people with back problems because there is no way all these assholes have back problems and I don't care if you do. Dragging these things behind you takes up space. When you are in a crowd, they fuck everything up for everyone else. And don't act like you're oblivious to what's going on behind you. When I kick it off its wheels to get past you because you're an inconsiderate asshole, I will be "oblivious" to your evil eye.
TM
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This is almost as annoying as the bloated douchebag who gets on my train three stops after mine. If I'm in the aisle seat of the "3 Person Seat," and you are looking for a seat, I will politely stand and give you the middle seat between myself and the person with the window seat. Standard practice on the train.
Now, some bloated fuckhead lawyers will huff and puff, like I was supposed to give them the fucking aisle. I just smile and conttinue listening to the Ipod, oblivious, as they huff. Then, once I sit, the douchebags open their fucking laptops and start typing. No asshole needs to do work at that hour, for the 20 fucking minutes we're on the goddamned train. Pad your fucking hours if you must, but stop elbowing me and the guy with the window seat while you type your silly little shit into your laptop, you rude, egomanical jackass. If you were goddamned important enough, the firm would have given you a parking spot, and you wouldn't be on the goddamned train, so stop trying to kid us all and yourself, asshole.
