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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is almost as annoying as the bloated douchebag who gets on my train three stops after mine. If I'm in the aisle seat of the "3 Person Seat," and you are looking for a seat, I will politely stand and give you the middle seat between myself and the person with the window seat. Standard practice on the train.

Now, some bloated fuckhead lawyers will huff and puff, like I was supposed to give them the fucking aisle. I just smile and conttinue listening to the Ipod, oblivious, as they huff. Then, once I sit, the douchebags open their fucking laptops and start typing. No asshole needs to do work at that hour, for the 20 fucking minutes we're on the goddamned train. Pad your fucking hours if you must, but stop elbowing me and the guy with the window seat while you type your silly little shit into your laptop, you rude, egomanical jackass. If you were goddamned important enough, the firm would have given you a parking spot, and you wouldn't be on the goddamned train, so stop trying to kid us all and yourself, asshole.

Are you sure he's a lawyer? Maybe he is "headed to his lawyer's office to sign some important papers."