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Originally posted by ironweed
Guy: Penguins are amazing. When they're fucking, it's almost beautiful.

--FedEx Kinko's, Central Park South

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003499.html

I can't believe no one has quoted this one:

• Girl: See, I'm allergic to Vicodin. I took some before I let my boyfriend do me in the ass, and ended up just getting done in the ass and having a stomachache.
  
  --Metro-North

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/2005_11.html