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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
The Daily Record reports *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake has been plagued by rumors that he has had his ears pinned back. A top plastic surgeon has claimed that the hunky singer's ears look like they have been altered since his days in the boyband. After looking at an old picture of Justin, compared to a more recent one, Harley Street surgeon Dr Dai Davies revealed: "Correcting protruding ears in teenagers or young adults is a very easy procedure which is usually done under local anaesthetic." A spokesperson said: "Justin hasn't had any plastic surgery that we're aware of."
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Justin's up for Superman? He doesn't have the chin for it goddammit! This must be stopped before that spindly little weenie drives the whole comic franchise into the dust.
This was the problem with the Batman movies. Michael Keaton has that round-faced chinless thing going and the entire movie bit because he didn't have the requisite superhero chiseled features.
Jesus. Might as well give it to Gary Coleman.
