Murtha
I had a hard run, runnin' from my campaign promises.
I had a hard warring, warring, Lord I wonder if you care,
I had a run in, run around, and run down.
Run around the corner, corner, Lord run smack into Saddam.
I had to delude, really had to de-lude,
That's why if you please, find me some WMDs,
Murtha don't you come around here anymore.
Dressed myself in a flak suit, I went down unto the sea.
Didn't try to see what's goin' down, didn't try to read between the lines.
I had a feelin' I was god's messenger messenger messenger,
I turned around to see,
Heard a voice al callin', Lord you was speaking right to me.
I had to delude, really had to de-lude,
That's why if you please, kill Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,
Murtha don't you come around here anymore.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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