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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I led the league in HBP.
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Simpler translation: I was a spaz.
I was a spaz at baseball. I couldn't hit squat. I either struck out looking or walked. Then one day I got to the plate and stood in the right-hand batter's box. Coach screamed "What are you doing batting lefty?" First pitch single into left.
But I was a good football player, big with thick legs, playing guard or DT.
Wow, thank goodness my kid doesn't take after me.
