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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
They condemn what they do not understand.
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Again, this review notes that both Ben and Jen are touted as among the sexiest people in the world. This I simply don't get. I do not break out in a rash when forced to gaze upon either of them, but they are no where near the sexiest people in the world (what a weird concept anyway since it is so subjective).
Other people who are considered sexy that I simply do not find sexy or do not consider as sexy as others apparently do (feel free to expand the list):
1. Gwyneth Paltrow (not all that)
2. Sarah Jessica Parker (Bitch please)
3. Tom Cruise (NAT)
4. JFK, Jr. (NAT)
5. Carolyn Bessett Horseface Kennedy (BP)
6. Hugh Grant (BP)
7. *NSYNC except for Justin (BP)
You know who I have a crush on (and who is roughly my age, though he is now married) is Nick Lachey. I bet he would look good in (and out) of Magic Underpants. Plus, I can guarantee that I am better/more fun in the sack than Jessica.
Johnny Depp should also get this memo. And then hit the showers to get ready for my arrival.
