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Originally posted by pony_trekker
>>And don't get me started with the idiots at Home Depot who load up the F150 with lumber and plants and then back up while you're backing up, and you've got to watch the idiot in front of you with the minivan full of petunias and juniors backing up.
I am fully convinced that if you took an average of the IQ of the people in any Home Depot parking lot, you would get a number right around room temperature. In October. With the Air conditioning on.
There is a main street that leads south up to a home depot parking lot near to where I live. The exit from the parking lot faces west. Clear stop sign and no left turn sign that doesn't allow people to turn north.
Of course, every time that I head south past that entrance some boob in a F150 or Explorer waits until I am 15 feet away and whizzes through the stop sign and turns left.
PS, why are people who drive Fords stupider than other people?
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I think the Home Depot sucks the brains out of whoever walks in the front door. It's just that the people with the F150's and Exploders have less of a brain to start with. So I'm at the Depot last night (I feel dumber already) having killed yet another house plant and the boob next to me sets off his car alarm. Yes, the horm works, please turn it off. Boob can't figure out how or why his alarm is going off (it's the button on your keychain stupid). While he's freaking out, the cart with his fertilizer rolls away from him and hits the car behind him (good thing it wasn't me, I would have killed him). So he goes to chase down his fertilizer while the damn alarm is still honking. Brings back the cart and puts it in the SAME DAMN PLACE AS BEFORE as he tries to open the door. Stupid's cart starts to roll away again and the comedy continues until I have finally cleared my way out of there.
You're right.
