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Originally posted by baltassoc
"Okay, Junior. We'll want to be really gentle. You need to get really close. You don't want something to go wrong and put him in more pain. Now, we're just going to slide the barrel up here to under his ear and sloooowly pull the trigger..."
No? How about:
"We had to take Rusty to the farm. He's got lots of grass and tress to run around in. He was playing with the cows when I left. He's very happy."
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Oh my god. You mean Ricky didn't actually go to a farm? Mommy LIED?
