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Originally posted by pony_trekker
That movie sucked ass.
I fell asleep after 15 minutes for about 10 and wound up snoring so bad, my wife elbowed me in the ribs but my snoring had already woken me up.
Then I spent the next hour trying to figure out what parts of the plot I missed while sleeping. Then after another half hour I realized that I didn't miss parts of the plot -- there just was no plot, just pieces of various different plots all thrown into a box and shaken like a hundred different single pieces from a hundred different jigsaw puzzles.
Then I spent the rest of the movie trying to go back to sleep but the thoughts of seeing Kiera Knightly's tits popping out of her bustier kept me awake.
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I mostly just thought it was too long -- as in every scene was longer than it needed to be.
And they were far too enthralled with their special effects. Why they thought we needed at least a half hour of screen time for the sea monster is beyond me.
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And I still don't quite follow why Davy Jones is a squid.
see above-Burger 
